2011 Masters: Wankov pulls monkey off
October: There is a new major champion on the Slags tour. Sergie Wankov has been holding his own for years but finally now he has been crowned a true Slag. Story coming soon from Dork (in next 9 months or so).
Another losers spot for Dork and Wanger and the spoon went to Ballesteroids.
2011 Results
1st - Sergie Wankov - 30 points off 20
2nd - Dork Duval - 29 points off 8
3rd - Jonhard Wanger - 27 pts off 16
4th - Bernie Steakhouse - 25 pts off 22
5th - Julio Canoflagers - 25 pts off 24
6th - Olloir Ballesteroids - 23 pts 0ff 16
Skills
Jonhard Wanger - Longest Drive (206 yards)
Julie Canoflagers - Closest to Pin (42 feet)
Olloir Ballesteroids - Wooden Spoon
read the full story .. 2011 Slags Masters Report
See also Slags Masters 2011 Images
Slags Masters Winners and Hall of Shame
2010 Masters: Ballesteroids does a Dork
Following in the footsteps of two times Masters winners Albert, Wanger and Dork Duval, Ballesteroids gets the one he wanted most of all once more.
He also takes the record for the longest gap between Slags Masters wins, a record previously held by Dork Duvet. It's been a long barren spell with 8 years between drinks.
2010 Results
1st - Olloir - 34 points off 22
2nd - Virgil Vaughany - 31 points off 0 (2nd on countback)
3rd - Slammin Sam - 31 points off 7 (3rd on countback)
4th - Big Mac - 31 points off 20 (screwed on countback)
5th - Stone Cold scored 30 points playing off 13
6th - Dork Duvall - 24 off 7
7th - Jonhard - 22 points off 16
Skills
Sam - Longest Drive (245 yards)
Dork - Closest to Pin (25 feet)
Jonhard - Wooden Spoon
read the full story .. 2010 Slags Masters Report
See also Slags Masters 2010 Images
History of the Slags Masters
The brainchild of El Nino Beneriano, lord and life president of Slags. El Nino copied the idea from 'Big Mac' McMac founder of the Taggs institution. He has played in all but one event despite being domiciled on the other side of the world since 2004.
Basically the tournament is a Mecca for shite golf and shite golfers. Normally what happens is Dork Duval makes a total rick of the handciap proceedings and one of his ringer mates wins or Albert wins, or one of the other Slags wise men.
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