Lookalike Slagalikes

One was known at school as Farters-Parters ... the other is a well know TV star
One was known at school as Farters-Paulers ... the other is a well know TV star
One is a modern day sporting legend ... the other can bore you shitless with his dismal play for hours on end

One pisses in the shower ... the other is Alex from Big Brother 3
One is a has-been mediocre journeyman .... the other is Thomas Bjorn

One is a bald git ... the other is Comrade Lenin
One has a bad habbit of smashing his wangers ... the other is Marat Safin

One is a knack kneed has been .... the other is a sporting legend and OBE
One is a bit wooden ... the other is Virgil from Thunderbirds

One is a legendary public schoolboy bumface .... the other is Will Carling
One is a 1980s has been ... the other is Steve Gutenberg

One is a repulsive lard-ass ... the other is a Star Wars Character
One is a great charmer, good looking, wealthy, suave and debonair ... the other would like to be Roland Rivron

One is a sour faced Scottish chuffer ... the other is a sporting legend with Rosacea
One is a toothy chinny tweaker .. the other is a toothy tweaky winker
One is a right cockney wanger ... the other is Ray Winstone

One is a chubby cheeked naughty rascal .... the other is an up and coming golf superstar

One is a chubby faced blonde baffoon .... the other is Boris Johnson
One has been mistaken for Mrs doubtfire .. the other is Colin Montgomerie
One is Boris Johnson ... the other is a Lesbian icon.

One is a curly haired muppet ... the other is Leo Sayer
One is a curly haired muppet ... the other is Kevin Keegan
One is a plonker from the east end ... the other is actor Nigel Bates
One loves his Cabbages .... the other is a Cabbage

One is a ginger teen idol who had a thing about Potsie ... the other is Ralph Malph
One looks like a chubby schoolboy .... the other is Billy Bunter

One is a chubby rapper ... the other is former Hip Hop MC Heavy D
One is known as the beast fister ... the other is professional long drive hitter
One cleans dunnies and pumps out portaloos for a living .... the other is 'Kenny' from the movie of the same name
One is a random chubby bloke with a goatee .. the other is Keith from the office
One is a charver with 64 counts of violating his ASBO ... the other is a narky little git who goes by the name of Monkey Boy
One is an overweight coke addled hand job merchant ... the other is Maradonna
One gets his wang stroked by hookers, the other is Hugh Grant
One is a Tory grease boy ... the other is David Cameron
One is an inbred banjo picker ... the other is US Movie actor

One's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle .... the other is Bill Beaumont
One is a mockney wanger with a massive tongue, the other is Jamie Oliver
One is a gay icon ... the other is the hard hat bloke from Village People

One is a prune faced joker .... the other is comedian Sid James
One is the laughing stock of an entire nation ... the other is Steve Mcclaren
One is a gobshite with clogs on ... the other is Michael Flatley
One is a floppy haired tosser with highlights ... the other is Nik Kershaw
One is a floppy haired tosser with highlights ... the other is Howard Jones
One is a great mate of Bill Oddy ... the other is Tim Brooke Taylor

One had Pussy on a plane ... the other is a frequent flyer with Ryan Air