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Foxy Simmons |
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| .... AKA .. |
Scribbins, the old grey, bald, wise old fox, El Baldy, El Baldito, El Bandito |
| Age |
48 |
| Home club |
Eltham Warren |
| Club Handicap |
22 |
| Slags handicap |
22 |
| Ranking Points |
0.5 (from 0 qualifying events). |
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In the Bag ...
Slags Honours
| Masters |
Winner 2004 |
| Open |
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| Courage Cup |
3 Slags team caps (won 1, lost 2) |
| Sean Ridder Cup |
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| Taggs Masters |
couple of appearances |
Fact File ...
| Player notes |
Changes clubs like Dork Duval changes his pants. One an elite subset of slags who need to be filmed in widescreen. |
| Fave crap shot |
Lady boy old Nanna's weener slice aimed at square leg umpire. |
| Golf fashion crimes |
Willie Thorn wardrobe. Leicester tops. |
| Weakest areas |
Talking the talk not walking the walk. |
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