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Dork Duval |
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| .... AKA .. |
Dork Duvet, Dick Duvet, Dirk Duval, Dork Bogarde, Pish Boy, Piss Boy, Shat Boy, Mong man |
| Age |
41, but looks much fatter |
| Home club |
Royal Wankchester |
| Club Handicap |
4 |
| Slags handicap |
12 |
| Ranking Points |
42 (from 7 qualifying events). |
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In the Bag ...
| Driver |
Titlelist 909 D3 (offset, senior shaft) |
| Fairway Woods |
Mizuno TZoid T3 |
| Hybrids / Rescues |
TaylorMade Rescue Mid (19 degrees) |
| Irons |
Titleist DCI 981's |
| Wedges |
Titleist Vokey SM 52.08 and 56.14 |
| Putter |
Ping Anser 3 |
| Ball |
Titlelist NXT |
| Bag |
TaylorMade - Monaco & PowaKaddy Highway |
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Slags Honours
| Masters |
Winner 2003 & 2008, plus sundry other tawdry pewter/plastic trinkets |
| Open |
2008 DNF, 2010 4th |
| Courage Cup |
4 Slags Team Caps (Won 3, Lost 1) |
| Sean Ridder Cup |
2 Slags Team Caps (played 2, Lost 1, Drawn 1) |
| Taggs Masters |
one appearance, long drive winner |
Fact File ...
| Player notes |
Has bulked up in recent years adding pounds of lard to his previously puny frame. Noticeably too many brands in the bag. Heaviest bag in world golf. |
| Fave crap shot |
Duck hook. Wafted push. Skinny chips with crazy Shakin Stevens' style knee shaking. |
| Golf fashion crimes |
Sunderland Dolphins, Lyle & Scott, Gimp Suits, Diamond Pringles, Faldo Pringles, Burberry, Hackett. |
| Weakest areas |
Mentally weak, general shatness, chipping yips |
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