2011 End of Year Rankings
Dork is top slag once again. Ballesteroids drops his bundle and Wankov is 8th with a bullet.
2011 Masters: A new Slag in town
October: There is a new major champion on the Slags tour. Sergie Wankov has been holding his own for years but finally now he has been crowned a true Slag. Story coming soon from Dork (in next 9 months or so).
2011 testimonials
PGA Slags staggers in to it's 3rd decade !
2011 has been declared a testimonial year for long service slags Julio Maria, Big Mac and Bernie Steakhouse. That will make it Julio's 5th testimonial year in a row. Let's do it for Seve !
2010 Open: Wanger the ultimate grinder
Shite golf returned to High Elms with a bang this year with some of the worst scores ever recorded by Slags golfers in many a year. It was not pretty stuff as
Jonhard Wanger walked off with the gold. Read more here.
June 2010: Slags take the Courage Cup
Slags boys take a landslide victory for first ever Courage cup away win despite valiant Taggs rearguard effort. Read more here.
May 2010: Ballesteroids does a Dork
Following in the footsteps of two times Masters winners Albert, Wanger and Dork Duval, Ballesteroids gets the one he wanted most of all once more.
Read more here.
May 2009: Vages take the Sean Ridder Cup
Julio Maria begins his testimonial year in fine style going front on for the Vages. Read more here. Plus some updated Slagalikes.
May 2009: Game on .. dry slap time (2009 Slags v Vages)
It's all on again for 2009 .. South London v the Essex boys. Slags v Vages, ASBO v Charver, Roots v Culture .. then again what has Essex done to add to UK Culture .. apart from providing large numbers to the Luther Vandross fan club.
Read more here.
May 2009: Elags become Vages
What's all that about then .... ? Very amateur golf of Essex Society apparently.
2009 testimonials
2009 declared as testimonial year for long service slags Julio Maria, Big Mac and Bernie Steakhouse. If they actually bother to show up for any event and don't choke it's all on.
Sept 08: Latest images added
2001 and 2007 Masters images as well as 2008 Open have been added to the gallery. More images on their way including Slags v Taggs 2008, Slags v Elags 2008 and Slags Masters 2008.
2008 Slags Open: Beneriano makes history !
June 15th : Beneriano becomes the first ever Slags Open champion. The event was set up to be the slags showpiece of all time. The first ever Slags strokeplay event with the 12 best of the Slags tour invited.
On a day of tricky changeable weather, Beneriano mastered the beautiful High Elms course to win with a nett +5.
read more about the Slags Open
2008 Masters: Dork does a Wanger !
June 14th : Dork Duval is the Slags Masters champ for the second time with a stonking 32 points in the traditional 'oh don't tell me I've won it again' fashion. He becomes only the third slag to win the Masters twice along with Jonhard Wanger and Big Monty Al.
read more about the Slags Masters
Slags do the Elags & Taggs double !
May 25th: Slags pulled off the first ever brownwash of team events. The early season gold has gone to the Slags with a stunning 1-2 against the Elags and Taggs.
The Elags were cained 2-1 while the taggs boys were similarly hammered 2-1 on the eighteenth hole of the third match.
March 2008 : Season dates announced
The Masters, Courage Cup, ELAGS match and the long awaited SLAGS OPEN.
Sept 2007 : Lame SLAGS Masters taken by Jonhard
The year of the Wanger !
True Story
In the spirit of shite golf a story to stiffen the shaft of any slag golfer
John Daly - 2007 PGA Championship
Daly played no practice rounds for this PGA. Too hot. Instead he played the slots at the nearby Cherokee Casino.
He drank no water during the first competitive round he'd played at Southern Hills since 1994, even though the heat index was around 110. Not a drop.
Daly drank Diet Coke and chain-smoked Marlboros because, he says, "caffeine plus nicotine equals protein"
Sept 2007 : Legal drugs, banned drugs
Slags gets tough on getting tough ... Just say no ..
Sept 2007 : Slags 2007 date announced
Royal St Georges, Carnoustie, Magpie Hall Lane ... Future Slags Masters venues
August 2007 : Slags 2007 date announced
With great sadness, I have to announce that the Royal and Ancient and the USPGA have unanimously decided that the SLAGS Masters will not be downgraded from its present status as the unofficial "5th Major". Read more ..SLags Masters 2007 - Anouncement
March 2007 : El Nino holes miracle 7 iron to win Grockle Match
El Nino playing for the Grockle side, in a Ryder Cup style event in NZ, holes out 7 iron pitch, for an eagle on the final hole (ninth), to win the match, having been 1 down with 2 to play. .. read more on Grockles Story
PGA SHAGS take a bow
The PGA SHAGS (or Southern Hemisphere Area Golf Society) is ending the 2006 season in style with a Christmas event the Kina Cup.
The prestigious invitational will be held at the Kina Cliffs course in Tasman New Zealand. the Kina Cup is a co-sanctioned SLAGS/SHAGS event with SLAGS ranking points available.
read more about the Kina Cup ...
2006 Slags Tour with pgaslags.com
2006 proved to be a bumber year. Highlights this year ... Slags Masters and Slags v Taggs
December 2006 : Shags 2006
In 2006, the Kina Cup stepped up to the plate and became a co-sanctioned SLAGS/SHAGS event with SLAGS ranking points available ... read more on SHAGS Kina Cup 2006
Late August 2006 : Taggs take the Courage Cup
Controversy, honesty, honour and a nasty taste in the mouth.
August 2006 : El Nino nails the Masters
Golf is coming home ! El Nino takes the Masters with 36 points.
May 2006 : El Nino back for one last Masters try
After missing the 2004 Slags Masters, El Nino will be back again in 2006 for one last hurrah. Get the Brasso out.
April 2006 : New Site rises from the poop
Spark of gold time .. the long since defunct slags website kicks off again.
A wealth of images, scores, facts and figures was lost by the useless shower at easyspace. If anyone has some of the old archive of images or text please Contact us
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